thank you oj simpson!

so they finally caught ya azz, eh? i remember you very well. you are the dude that interrupted game 5 of the nba finals between houston and the ho azz ny knicks. this was my senior year of high school. after your infamous slow speed chase with your flunkie al cowlings behind the wheel, you reluctantly turned yourself in and lied for days, months and eventually years about your involvement in the double murder of nicole simpson and ronald goldman. i'm sorry, bro. if you didn't do it, ya azz knows who did. but you had a bomb azz lawyer (rip mr. cochran) so you got off. most white people were pissed, most black people acted like you were elected president. i never saw black and white people so divided on an issue since affirmitive action but... whatever. even though i thought you shoulda been in jail in the first place, i thought it was unfair that you had to go back to court.... 23 dayz after you were found NOT GUILTY on two counts of murder. yeah, we all know you did it but i thought it was bullshiot for you to have to go to back to court, this time in a civil trial. a trial that had a jury of nine whites, one black, one hispanic, and one black and asian mixed juror. the result? 3 1/2 months later, you are found liable in nicole and ron's deaths and you have to award the plaintiffs a whopping $8.5 million in compensatory damages. for the life of me, i've never been able to understand the legal system. its stupid. but let me get this straight... you were found innocent of the murders but less than a month later, they got you back in court for wrongful death? what is the damn difference? nigga, you had blood everywhere. it wasn't anything wrongful about it. you put your hands on women most of your adult life, your wife was on coke and slept with other men, you came home to find her with probably one of her many boyfriends (which i'm sure you drove her to since you constantly beat her azz) and you went flipmode.... FLAT OUT! then, you hid in a truck like a little biaaaaaaaaaaaach and had ya little fuck boy drive you around like you were on a victory tour or some shiot. you went to trial, got off and then they hit you with some bullshiot. you pay the money but for whatever reason, everytime you got a chance you kept talkin about how you were "lookin for the real killers". you flaunted the fact that you got away with murder, literally, in everyone's face, acted like you were the "victim" and years later.... YA DUMB AZZ WROTE A BOOK CALLED IF I DID IT, HERE'S HOW IT HAPPENED!!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!!? then, a couple of years later, you and your posse, henchmen, flunkies, fuck boys or whatever you wanna call em catch some catz in a hotel, claiming they stole some of your sports memoribilia. you threaten em, pull out guns and type of stuff but ahhhhhh.... THE WHOLE THING WAS BEING RECORDED!!!!???? GOTCHA BITCH! finally... they got you. the nightmare is over. karma is a bitch, oj. i don't wish nuthin bad on anyone. but dude, you deserve whatever you got comin to you. and its sad. when i watched the sports century on you on espn, you know how they started it? the double murder. not the heisman winning season at usc, not the thanksgiving day record 273 yards you put up against the detroit lions the year i was born, and not the 2,000 yard season in 1973, making you the first running back in nfl history to do so. so basically oj, thanks for nothing. be careful in prison. peace.